- Teacher: “Bachho, agar tum ek jungle mein ho,
aur ek sher tumhe daikh raha ho, toh tum kya karoge?”
Raju: “Mam, hum photo khichwane chale jayenge, taki social media par trend ho,
Teacher: “Bachho, agar tum ek jungle mein ho,
aur ek sher tumhe daikh raha ho, toh tum kya karoge?”
Raju: “Mam, hum photo khichwane chale jayenge,
taki social media par trend ho….
2. Teacher: “Bachho, batao, agar ek kilo mitti ko ek kilo sona se compare karein,
toh dono mein kya farak hai?”
Rohan: “Mam, sona mehenga hota hai, aur mitti sasti. Isme farak hai!”
Teacher: “Par dono ka weight toh same hai!”
Rohan: “Haan mam, lekin sona ko chori karke jail jaane ka risk bhi toh hai,
mitti ka nahi!” 😄
3. Teacher: “Bachho, batao, agar tumhare ek haath mein 5 chocolates hain
aur doosre haath mein 6, toh tumhare paas kaise aayenge equality?”
Pappu: “Simple mam, main ek chocolate kha lunga!” 😄
4. Teacher: “Bachho, batao, world map par Bharat kahaan hai?”
Rahul: “Mam, jab aap light off karti hain, toh meri mummy
kahti hain ki Bharat yahaan hai!” 😄
